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Gator Ball!

January 20, 2009

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My son is playing his first year of basketball on our church league. Their team name is the Gators, so I whipped up a quick mascot drawing for them.

I chose to do the animal gator, because I figured it was safe to assume that my church wasn’t referring to the 1970s Burt Reynolds movie Gator when they named my son’s team. Then again, you never know……naming them after the movie would explain why they included a fake mustache and sideburns as part of the required uniform.

Pizzilla Attacks!

December 31, 2008

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Once again, my doodle gland was stimulated by pizza. This time around, it was enhanced by a day of playing a new Godzilla video game with my son. Fortunately, the pizza was NOT monstrous, but actually quite tasty.

Tiny-Handed Giddiness

April 2, 2008
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A good Sanford Uni-ball Onyx Fine-Point pen gave its life for this doodle. Let us all pause for a moment of silent reflection……

A Shoe is a Shew is a Shoo

November 8, 2007

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Megan said “Sketch a shoe.”

So I started sketching a shoe.

And then these guys show up.

I’m tellin’ ya….I have got to put out some traps around here.

Never Trust a Gastropod

September 20, 2007

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I’m thinking that being shoved into a stinky garbage can would be even more humiliating if a big ol’ slimy snail was the one who put you there. That’s one of those things that would definitely wreck a man’s confidence.

The Dreaded Grinning Periscope Fish

September 17, 2007

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Give me a minute, and I’m sure I can come up with a perfectly plausible, non-sanity questioning reason for this one.

Maybe.

“X” is for Xenophobia

August 30, 2007

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I was visiting my son’s kindergarten class the other day, and it struck me how monotonous those alphabet cards can get. You know the ones…A is for apple, B is for ball…and, of course, X is always for either xylophone or x-ray.

So I’m thinking of doing my own set of cards and sneaking them into his class. It would be something like “A is for asinine, B is for Brobdingnagian….X is for xenophobia”!

The only thing keeping me from doing this is the fact I couldn’t afford to pay for psychotherapy  for the entire kindergarten.

A Doofus & An Angry Duck

August 27, 2007

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Not really much in the way of an explanation or comment on these two.

I’ll just let you guys decide why the duck is so spitting mad. Come to think of it, I’m not even sure ducks can spit.

As for the doofus….that one started as a skull and cross bones and went from there.


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