I was watching Dennis Miller’s new sports/talk show on Versus last night (and for those of you who know me, pick your jaws up off the floor. No, I haven’t suddenly and inexplicably become a sports fan. But I am a longtime Miller fan). Someone asked him if he thought Ultimate Fighting would eclipse boxing as the popular combat sport within two years, to which Dennis Miller replied that ultimate fighting was ALREADY more popular than boxing, and that he saw it in turn being eclipsed by death matches between hyenas with dwarves strapped on their backs.
[Settle down, he was using absurdity to make a point.]
Now I ask you, me being a doodler and all, how could I possibly let such a mental picture slip by without doodlin’ the heck out of it? I’m almost positive that would have been against the laws of nature or something.