So, you might ask, why are tiny little doodle man and his poorly drawn dog so frightened?
Why, impending death by giant penny of course.
You laugh now, but I’ll bet you’re gonna have a dream tonight where you get crushed by a humongous faux copper effigy of a dead president and it’ll be the scariest dream you’ve ever had! Then who’ll be laughing?
Not you, because you’ll be too busy changing your sheets.