A little something I whipped up for all of my Crimson Tide-lovin’ friends. They are available here.
So I said to myself, “What if I had a bag that was big enough to stuff a rabid possum in AND it had my logo on it– then would they offer me the Nobel Peace Prize?”
Because my multitudes of adoring fans demanded it…well, not really multitudes…actually just Sid…and he doesn’t really adore me…at least, I don’t think he does…don’t know…he might have a secret Jeff shrine I know nothing about…
Anyway. Java Man now has his own mug on my CafePress site. (I know, you’re thinking “Java Man…coffee mug…Gee, Jeff, that was a stroke of creative genius there.”)
This doodle is going where none of my doodles from this blog have gone before!
I just opened up a store at CafePress, and this emotionally disturbed little guy gets the dubious honor of being the first image offered up.
I fully expect to make $1.5 billion in the first six weeks. I’ll probably take an early retirement after that. Then I’ll finally get to live my dream of driving around the country with my wife and kids in a beat up ’73 Winnebago RV, performing at state fairs as a family quartet specializing in bluegrass and thrash metal.
Check it out, and be part of the dream!