Posts Tagged ‘squirrels’

Dirty Squirrels!

March 25, 2010

I was contacted recently by an Army lieutenant stationed in Iraq. He had seen a previous post by me about squirrels, and asked me if I could modify it a bit for their platoon mascot. Of course, I jumped at the chance! So, here he is…in all his insane glory…the Dirty Squirrel.

Stay safe, guys!

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When Squirrels Go Bad (yeah…like THAT’S a stretch!)

November 17, 2009

As my friends know, I DESPISE squirrels.

Well, as if my feelings towards these nasty little vermin needed any prodding, I stumbled upon a video of a squirrel dropping the false pretense of “cute little acorn eater” and going full-blown, Wild Kingdom carnivore on a blue jay. (Due to the nature of the video and some language therein I won’t post a link, but it isn’t that hard to find the video in question on YouTube.)

Now, before anybody starts yacking about “he was only defending his nest”….nope, that argument doesn’t work. To kill the blue jay as an act of self-preservation is one thing, but the bushy-tailed rat EATS the blue jay! There’s even a follow-up video that shows what was left of the bird when ol’ Squirrelly McNutjob got finished chowing down.

So think about that the next time you’re tossing crackers to a squirrel in the park. He may be nibbling away on that saltine, but the whole time he’s doing that, he’s also scoping you out and thinking, “Mmmm-mmmm….fresh meat!”

SQUIRRELS: Bushy-Tailed Rats with Good PR!

May 7, 2008

Forget guns. Forget traps. Forget poison.

High-grade explosives. THAT’S the best way to deal with squirrel infestations.

Now, if I can just figure out how to get a small-scale nuclear device into an acorn-shaped package…..