Okay, for all my copy editor friends and grammarians out there, I have a question. Would the proper form be:
1. “Wow, that’s a freakin’ big ol’ danged baby!” or
2. “Wow, that’s a big ol’ freakin’ danged baby!” or
3. “Wow, that’s a freakin’ danged big ol’ baby!”?
I need to know, in case I ever do actually encounter a gargantuan drooling naked infant and need to properly express my amazement. Because I feel that, even in times of great mental stress, it is important to adhere to the rules of grammar.