Posts Tagged ‘humor’

MEETING DOODLE: Punk Pig

August 20, 2018

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Long morning meeting about next year’s corporate theme and strategy. It doesn’t involve a punk pig… but maybe it should. In fact, I think ALL corporate themes and strategies for next year should involve punk pigs.

Major international auto makers? Punk pig.

Political campaigns? Punk pig.

Local funeral home advertisements? That’s right. PUNK. PIG.

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A Christmas GIF: Happy Huladays!

December 6, 2017

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Merry Christmas, everyone! Feel free to download and use this GIF to wish all your friends and family a happy holiday!

NOT A DOODLE: Would you call a chicken-duck hybrid a “chuck”?

July 20, 2017

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An illustration for a digital article to be published in September on the In Touch Ministries site.

It’s a bird with the head of a chicken, and the body of a duck. Wearing a bow tie.

Sometimes, I still can’t believe I get to do this for a living, folks. I am truly blessed.

All images copyrighted ©In Touch Ministries. Used with permission.

DOODLE: Liprechaun

March 16, 2017

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All it takes is one incorrect letter and- BAM!- St. Patrick’s Day just got creepy.

A Self-Assigned Doodle Project with a Purpose: Variations on “What?”

September 20, 2016

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I’ve never actually done this, so you’re witnessing awkward doodling history here. I have decided to assign myself the task of filling up a small notebook with doodles all based around a single central theme.

I chose “what?”.

So I’m going to make myself rein in the random a bit (although not too much) and focus on that one word as my initial inspiration. I’ll be posting them as I go. Some may be obvious, and some you might have to look at for a moment to see the tie-in. But it’ll be there…. honest.

Once the notebook is filled, I’m looking into ways to auction off the finished piece, with the proceeds going towards building a fund to buy our church a new passenger van. (Believe me, they need it. The one we have now is held together with dirt and prayer!) I know it won’t bring in a lot, but- hey- it’s a start.

And I want you guys to keep me honest. If you notice I haven’t posted at least one a week, you have my permission to give me tons of grief.

Sooo…..off we go!

 

MEETING DOODLE: Battle Granny Blitzkrieg!

June 21, 2016

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Frank knew that, with the acquisition of a fully-armored Battle Granny, his plans for world domination would soon come to fruition.

MEETING DOODLE: Snobby Bob, feelin’ snobby.

May 11, 2016

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Aloof doodles can be sooooo uppity sometimes.

DOODLE DELUGE!!

February 17, 2016

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I’ve been too busy to scan, but not too busy to doodle (NEVER!), so I’ve got a huge backlog of doodles lying around on envelopes, napkins, random scraps of paper, etc. This is just a tiny sampling of the cranial miscellanea that has spilled out of my pen onto paper of late.

Hope you like them, because they like you. Especially that guy at the bottom. He likes you whole bunches. Whole big, sweaty bunches. His name is Dreyfus, and he’s seriously contemplating having your name tattooed across his forehead.

MEETING DOODLE: You want studly? ‘Cause he’s bringing the studly, baby!

February 10, 2015

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Lucius had always considered himself quite the chick magnet, but felt his new ponytail really amped up the swoon factor.

MEETING DOODLE: Spaz Man and the Incomplete, Backwards-flying Zebra!

January 27, 2015

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Yet another doodle that was inspired by a conversation with my kids. The zebra’s flight is propelled by nose jets, but I didn’t properly plan the placement of the doodle on the paper, so- unfortunately- his nostril rockets are not represented here in all their glory. The failure to include them is truly one of the saddest moments in my artistic career.