Goat Bonding

July 15, 2008 by jaggedsmile

“He had originally purchased the goat to clear his property of kudzu. But, when the goat’s task was completed and it was time to say good-bye, Paul found he couldn’t bring himself to part with it. With a twinge of sentimental sadness, he had to admit the hard truth to himself….he had bonded with the goat.”

[Yet another doodle inspired by a lunchtime conversation. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that our outdoor eating area is under high tension lines.]

It’s Friday…so here’s a finger.

July 11, 2008 by jaggedsmile

Insert your own explanation here.

Lord Sketchmuch of Freelancia, Earl of Doodleshire

July 1, 2008 by jaggedsmile

Just to let everyone know….I’m available for freelance work. The anteater, however, will cost extra.

Business Monkey Monkey Business

June 30, 2008 by jaggedsmile

We live in a sad, sad world when even innocent paycheck envelopes aren’t immune to doodlization!

The Suicide King!

June 27, 2008 by jaggedsmile

The King of Hearts…also known as the Suicide King…although he appears to me less suicidal than he is just plain old inept with a sword.

The King of Spades went and got all Jaggedsmile-ified!

June 25, 2008 by jaggedsmile

My take on the good ol’ King of Spades. I think I may actually get this one printed up as a self-promotional piece. That way, when someone asks me for my card, I can hand them one of these.

Tortoise Neuroses

June 18, 2008 by jaggedsmile

Because you can never be too careful….

Eternity Goggles: Get your pair today!

June 12, 2008 by jaggedsmile

Sometimes, all you need is a change in perspective, and the problems of the day seem to grow a little dimmer.

Obscure Folk Heroes: Lacy Dan the Doily Man

June 10, 2008 by jaggedsmile

Lacy Dan roams the trailer parks and back roads– his feet strapped to his trusty thoroughbred racing armadillos, Chet and Hildegard– delivering hand-sewn doilies to the fine citizens of central Mississippi.

Postal Pirates!!! AAAARRRRR!

May 22, 2008 by jaggedsmile

On a whim, I thought I’d do an illustrated envelope and surprise my son by sending him a real live actual honest-to-goodness go-down-to-the-mailbox-and-get-it LETTER! And what better way to adorn it than with an angry pirate? It pretty much fills up the front of a standard envelope. The address will, of course, go on the flag.

I don’t know if the post office will even send it through, but I thought I’d give it a shot. I’m looking forward to seeing what condition it’s in if and when it does arrive. I’ll keep you posted.

GET IT? I’m writing a blog entry about sending a letter and I said I’d keep you posted. Man, I’m so funny I make me want to puke.